hamburgerjack:

ireallyhatecornnuts:

enjoytheriide:

cierammartin:

astrntsnst:

satchmo88:

sarlaccvagina:

BISCUIT CANS ARE TERRIFYING

just laughed for a solid five minutes

True Fucking Story

I jump EVERY time I open one of these. Scary shit.

i was home alone one night and i heard a large bang at the other end of the house. i checked around and i couldn’t find anything out of place so i tried to forget about it and went to bed. in the morning i opened my frig AND THE MOTHER FUCKING BISCUIT CAN EXPLODED WITHOUT ANYONE TOUCHING IT 

This gif is the fucking story of my life…

Tee hee

goldenclitoris:

if u ask what im doing awake at 3 a.m. well i just googled ferret hat and it was the best descision of my whole life

hippieseurope:

☮❤☮❤

mormondad:

omg this looks like a potato with sticks and a head